why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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