Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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