it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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