I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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