OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
