It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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