# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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