Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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