Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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