Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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