YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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