Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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