you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Randomize
