Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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