Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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