I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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