So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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