'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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