Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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