Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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