He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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