wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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