We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Will exercising make me less horny?
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