Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
