So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I cannot find my penis.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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