It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
My vagina is very pro this idea
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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