It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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