That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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