We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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