FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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