Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Randomize