And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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