What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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