Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I think your dad took our porno
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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