yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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