i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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