So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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