At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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