she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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