Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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