it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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