I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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