girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
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