i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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