operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Randomize
