Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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