we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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