90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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