ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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