Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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