walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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