Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Randomize
